Putin is Trumps Bitch – Prove me Wrong!

By John Ceccon

I keep hearing that Putin controls Trump. That Trump is Putin’s bitch. Liberals love to make Trump look bad anyway they can. Unfortunately, conservatives stand up for Trump when he is doing stupid shit, which doesn’t help. I’ve seen this delusion played out by ultra liberals on Facebook, social media, as well as mainstream media – the idea that Putin somehow owns Trump and he is Putin’s bitch. I’m sure it’s a symptom of Trump derangement syndrome, because the opposite is true. I can assure you that Trump has never been Putin’s bitch. Keep reading. I started wondering how this notion of Trump being Putin’s bitch started, so I went to the undisputed champion of online misinformation, internet memes. I could not believe how many “Putin owns Trump” memes there were – hundreds of them. I was blown away. I could not find five memes claiming that Trump owns Putin. WOW. Now, I knew the source. If you think that internet memes do not shape people’s opinions, then you are part of the problem, and Mr. misinformation is your friend. He is inside that device you hold in front of your face all day, and he is making you stooooopid – stupid.

Here is why the opposite is true. Not only is Putin TRUMP’S bitch, but so is that guy over in China whose name sounds like a menu item at a dim-sum joint in Los Angeles – and they BOTH know it. (I’ll get to China on the next rant.) Nobody really knows what is said between Trump and Putin when they have their lil face-to-face sit-downs. I’m fairly certain they know a great deal about each other, particularly who holds the power. Putin is not stupid. He knows that Russia is inferior to the United States militarily, economically, and geopolitically – because they are. PUTIN KNOWS THIS!

Just the facts, ma’am.

Other than possessing nuclear weapons, here are the two primary factors that determine who dominates the Earth. If you are #1 in both of these – you win! Don’t listen to CNN, FOX, or the National Enquirer of news, MSNBC.

The GDP. Most people have no idea what the GDP is. This is a number, in dollars, that represents how much the country makes during a year on selling goods and services. Currently, Russia’s GDP is approximately $2.17 trillion. Holy Krap, that’s a lot of money, until you compare it to the $28.18 trillion generated in the US, in which case, it looks like pocket change. Our GDP is 10x more that Russia’s. PUTIN KNOWS THIS!Trump knows that Putin knows, and Putin knows that Trump knows.

The Military. The Soviet Union spent between $ 149 billion and $ 200 billion on its military last year. The United States spent roughly 850 billion. That’s double what the Soviets and Chinese spent, combined. Who do you think should be worried about who? We have stealth bombers which recently penetrated Iranian airspace undetected at the Fordow nuclear weapons facility. The Soviets, on the other hand, have a huge fleet of exactly zero stealth bombers. Even their attempt at a stealth fighter, the SU-57, is a piece of Krap. Its stealthiness is in question; its engines are not on par with the F-22 or F-35. We have 11 aircraft carriers. They have one, and it doesn’t work. Oh, and they are getting their asses kicked in Ukraine. It’s like Afghanistan all over again. PUTIN KNOWS THIS!